You wake up one morning to find a smiling France. Your VERY confused. So you get up and say, "France?" France sighs and replies back, "(Name) dear, can you please call me 'dad' like a normal daughter?" Your reaction to finding out he's your dad?

canadas my brother
i scream and fly off into the sun

"You know...I think the people in white coats should come...and take you back to the hospital, because my father is right there." I sigh, pointing to someone behind France, "Now let me sleep."

I would then go back to sleep and wake up to find everything was just a random dream.
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it depends how early in the morning
if it's before like seven i would probably just fall back asleep or be like 'ok but it's too early for comprehension' and THEN fall back asleep
if it's not it's likely i'd be more like thinking 'ok so this is an interesting timeline fictional characters exist i assume this is not the alpha timeline and my consciousness in this timeline is caused by some time shenanigans that happened in my sleep damn my imperfect time skills is this because i made a god tier outfit also why am i not pretty i don't understand should i get back to a time where i don't die'

manipul8s time in the most badass exit since my last exit

-Glomps- I know he would make the best father in the whole world~ I would be rather happy. I'd know I would be taken care of really well. Though honestly, given my age, it would be REALLY odd having a father whose 3 years older (given France's human age is 26) than me...

"I'm in love with my father?!'

My dad is France, which means my dad is French, which makes me half French!
Yes I've always wanted to be French!!
:D

"Shut up, my dad is Austrian," and then I fall back asleep. :p
Not that I dislike France, I can just be really mean when I wake up.

"It's Canada all over again", I say rolling over in an attempt to go back to sleep.

No, now get out of my room

"HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE HELL?! I-I mean hello p-papa"....^^"

NO UR NOT!
but just out of curiosity if i was your kid... who's mom? :3

My reaction "no you are not!!! Now come lay down :3"

No, you're not my...
*realization that this means America and Canada and England would be related to me, too*
Good morning, Papa!

-looks at France- If you try to rape me,I WILL KILL YOU!! >:3 -falls back asleep-

I would get out of bed and start hugging him

1st thought: that would mean i'm in love with my brother...and certainly not 4 the 1st time in hetalia...
2nd thought: y am i sleeping with my...father....?
3rd thought: WOOO WHOOO!! i no longer have a butt munch father!!!
4th thought: this...explains a lot...yep...

Hahaha. I'm full Asian, not possible. XD

I kill him...evidence that I was ever his daughter is now destroyed.

YOU CAN PROVE NOTHING!!!!!!

I'd be weirded out for sure and say 'Well, who's my mum?' He might not like me too much though, as most of the jokes I tell my friends are French jokes. And I DO call them cheese-eating surrender monkeys (maybe Englands my mum) I might not like brother America, but I'll LOVE Canada!