Romano, definitely. I would be too afraid that Pirate England would rape me, gentleman pirate or not. Pirates are still scary. . .Unless they're Prussia.
But definitely Romano. He's Italian, of course Romano. Heee~ <3
That's a tough one. I absolutely love Romano and his potty mouth. I could have so much fun teasing him. On the other hand, I love Britain/England too and I actually like bland food (yes, I'm British) so his cooking wouldn't be a problem. I think Britain might just win it though, but only by a tiny amount. I'm having second thoughts now! Oh, I can't pick!