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What do you think would happen if you told a Soviet Russia joke around Russia?

I think I'd probably die.
What do you think would happen if you told a Soviet Russia joke around Russia?
 ultrasonic34 posted over a year ago
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Spartan2D23 said:
1 theory is that they'd laugh...especially the "In America, Justin Bieber sucks, in Soviet Russia, Bieber still sucks" another is that they'd kill you or put you in jail...
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posted over a year ago 
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Best Soviet Russia joke ever. XD
ultrasonic34 posted over a year ago
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XD
SheWolf11 posted over a year ago
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LMFAO X10 XD
amy_the_demon posted over a year ago
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ROTF
Sudrilund posted over a year ago
RainbowOtakuX3 said:
Soviet joke around Russia = Pipe.. (Enough said. o.O)
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lol, I see pipe in your future
Sudrilund posted over a year ago
Turtles3285 said:
hmm lets see... Well theyed send the cops after you... and then well no one really knows after that you just dissapear. AND WHY TELL A SOVIET JOKE ANYWHO?! Oh wait.. the picture nvm! HAHA
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hmm lets see... Well theyed send the cops after you... and then well no one really knows after that you just dissapear. AND WHY TELL A SOVIET JOKE ANYWHO?! Oh wait.. the picture nvm! HAHA
posted over a year ago 
mflorida said:
Same Answer As RainbowOtakuX3...
Soviet Russia Joke=FacePipe
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posted over a year ago 
Britan324 said:
I think he would kill me or tell a joke about Britain in the same way I said the Soviet Russia joke. Or he might just make me become one with Mother Russia so I'll be quiet.
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posted over a year ago 
VictoryRiceball said:
Russia: Kolkolkolkol
Me: A joke! A joke!
Russia: Oh hahaha
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posted over a year ago 
Vocaloidcode01 said:
[Insert random person's name here]+Soviet Russia joke x Russia/within 1 mile diameter= Headpipe
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posted over a year ago 
Gcoiteux said:
He would be weirded out for a minute, then laugh at the absurdity of it.
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posted over a year ago 
EbsIvsandRach said:
Actually, Russia would probably laugh. Why? Because it was a Russian who came up with Soviet Reversal! :3
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posted over a year ago 
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... Technically, it was a Ukrainian.
someone_save_me posted over a year ago
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Really? Someone told me it was Russian! OTL Well, he'd still laugh since Ukraine is his sister. Unless America made the joke. O.O
EbsIvsandRach posted over a year ago
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If America made the joke it would...well...=face+pipe(or worse)
ZeroRussia posted over a year ago
Ivan_Braginski said:
I would laugh~! I think it's funny. :)
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posted over a year ago 
kaboomgirl said:
Well, Russia said it himself that he would laugh...
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posted over a year ago 
Venjilu said:
He would laugh while a purple shadow covers half of his face. Then I would tell everyone that those jokes are getting OLD!
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posted over a year ago 
shywarp903 said:
Russia might either kill you with his pipe or laugh making people feel slightly uncomfortable

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Russia might either kill you with his pipe or laugh making people feel slightly uncomfortable
posted over a year ago 
Skirt_2819 said:
He would either laugh...or you would disappear and the only evidence would be a bloody water faucet.
WAIT NEW THEORY! You couldn't get near enough to Russia to tell the joke. Belarus would have killed you by then.
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He would either laugh...or you would disappear and the only evidence would be a bloody water faucet. WAIT NEW THEORY! You couldn't get near enough to Russia to tell the joke. Belarus would have killed you by then.
posted over a year ago 
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I'll admit, that sounds about right....one creepy chick O.o
Sudrilund posted over a year ago
DarkKiku said:
I think that he would probably go all... "creepy" Russia and tap his pipe in the palm of his hand going "kolkolkolkolkol" then BAD things would happen.
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posted over a year ago 
timcanpyotaku said:
well..... i think hed be all creepy and one day kill us all (good old average russia!)or hed laugh cause theyre true.

...in soviet russia fork in road forks you!.....
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posted over a year ago 
Latvia said:
W-well... the last time someone told a joke about Mr. R-Russia near him he just laughed...
And later that night they were never heard from again.
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posted over a year ago 
UTookEnchilada said:
If I told a Sovet Russia joke and he was in back of me, i'd turn around and say, "Holy shet!!" And immediate backslap by pipe. o.o
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posted over a year ago 
Demon-Kitty said:
He will kill me Da?
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posted over a year ago 
Violet_Shade said:
Depends on how the joke is...
Either he'd
- laugh
- be confused and not get it
- be like "excuse me?"
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posted over a year ago 
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