Harry Potter
Harry Potter NORMAL PEOPLE vs. Harry Potter FANS
xMissLestrangex posted on Dec 18, 2011 at 09:40PM
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
Harry Potter FANS: Believe the opposite of what Professor Trelawny says. NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! Harry Potter FANS: say Merlin’s Pants! NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I’ll tell on you! Harry Potter FANS: say shut up or I’ll avada kedavra your butt! NORMAL PEOPLE: think witches are wicked, have green skin, wear all black and have warts. Harry Potter FANS: Ask how Luna Lovegood could ever be considered wicked and say her fashion sense isn’t that bad. NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! Harry Potter FANS: Pick up a stick and attempt to fight back. NORMAL PEOPLE: Think fairy tales are Cinderella and Snow White. Harry Potter FANS: Know the best fairy tales are made by Beetle the Bard. NORMAL PEOPLE: Don’t run into walls. Harry Potter FANS: Platform 9 3/4, here we come! |