What Would You Ask A Character?

If this question has been done, my apologies. ;-) If you could ask any HP character ANYTHING, what would you ask them? I'd love to know what you'd like to know (I'm anticipating some 'Will you marry me, Draco?' type answers here, haha)

I'd ask Lupin: How do you feel, when a wolf - is it freeing in a way?

Dumbledore: What do you really see in the mirror of Erised?

Lucius: I'd ask about his favourite foods/music/memories, and about the Malfoy family history. I'd try to see the positive side of him (even 'baddies' have moments of joy or love)

Severus Snape: I'd ask about potions, simply to see his brilliance shine forth. Then we could bond over our dislike of James Potter....

Mad Eye Moody: I'd want to know all about him, I love the character and his paranoia.

These are probably less profound than they could be but I find it's the trivial which most interests me. The moral stuff we see much of in the books, but I genuinely would love to know the silly little details of a characters favourite drink/song.

Anyway: yourselves?