Let's say Flippy was bored as <bleep> one day and decides to visit you. He sees an Xbox 360, and all manner of games for it. What do you two play?

Seriously? I'd tell him "I have this racing game called Forza Motorsport 3 we can play. Let me find some fresh batteries for that controller you got there..." Flippy would likely respond, "Eh, I don't have anything better to do anyway. I fought for America, damn it, so I'm more than ready to take a well-deserved break." A few minutes later, we start racing and soon become friends. He then vows not to kill me, as if I was part of his squadron.

...and then he lets me sic him on my most hated people. My friends will be treated the way I am; like they actually matter and should not die. He only asks that I clean up after him.

lol

Told you so.

My friend Blue Bomb would war games with me, usually I ended almost killing her but she gets the same way so it's fair.