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Why are you babying her? She can’t take three steps without puking cuz she...
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It’s not about doing your best anymore. It’s about doing better.
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Do you want me to iron some bacon for you?
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Look, Emma, I’m not scared of your inner bridezilla. I mean, that’s clearly..
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I spoke to their ghosts last night. I have ghost parents.
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He’s one of our best students. A football star and he can bust a serious move.
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Excuse me from gym all year or I’ll drain your spicy, curry blood.
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I kicked a fire hydrant when I found out Ace of Cakes was canceled, hence the...
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Ballet improves your coordination, it boosts your IQ and it gets half of the...
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This is your chance to break out and show everybody that you’re more than...
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With only two days left for people to announce their candidacy, that leaves me...
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So you’re cool with flushing McKinley High’s future down the magical, poop...
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Did you know that in six years at this school we’ve only exclusively had male..
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It’s so beautiful. You don’t talk that much. You hardly ever sing. But when..
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The kid’s never late. He runs like an expensive Swiss watch reproduced...
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Singing’s just musical talking.
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Enjoy your enormous bowl of creamy, disgusting pasta.
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Everyone knows that Rachel is your favorite. You give that skinny, geranimal...
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I auditioned for the school musical. I don’t want to be a surgeon or a...
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My job is to encourage you to live your dreams. Not mine, not your dad’s...
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If anyone else got Tony, including me, the wrath of Sondheim would fall upon...
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Maybe we can get them to leave. I will pretend like an ovarian cyst burst...
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If we’re not careful, redheads will be extinct in 30 years. It’s a...
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I’d really love to hear about your heritage. I have to say, your hair’s a...
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It was one of the hardest decisions of my life. And that includes when I had to..
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Why is it that no one ever wants to hurt her feelings? You know, it’s always...
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Miss Corcoran, I hear you’re starting a new group. You’re gonna need some...
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