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I think that you are the biggest unicorn. When a pony does a good deed, he gets..
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A unicorn is somebody who knows they’re magical and isn’t afraid to show it.
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I’ve slept with a lot of people and I’m really popular, so I think I could...
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What’s the capital of Ohio?- O
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You kind of have one move, Kurt. It’s like this sashay. And it’s super...
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First of all, smoking kills. Second, it really does make you look cool though...
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You’ve lost your child, your boyfriend, your rep, and worst, your high pony.
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Will Schuester never did appreciate the gentle tremble of your thin...
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We’ll give each student a swag bag full of this. We’re gonna call it Kurt...
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That happens to me all the time. My lips move but only dust comes out.
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I feel like I might as well have a big neon sign above my head that says...
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Next time you make a joke, nudge me in the ribs or honk a horn or something.
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I gotta meet the Skanks on the roof. We’re gonna throw ketchup-covered...
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There’s only one person in this world that you care about, and that’s...
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Here’s your drug test. See, totally clean. I also haven’t had a drink...
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You look like a Real Housewife of Reno.
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I love the kid, but I want a Tony that excites my lady parts. Hummel’s too...
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This is toned down. In the original, the unicorn was riding you.
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Dude, you’re gay. And you’re not like Rock Hudson gay, you’re really gay...
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No one’s really looking for a Kurt Hummel-type to play opposite Kate Hudson...
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Hello She-Hulk, Weepy the Vest Clown and Little Miss Golden Marmoset. It’s a...
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The last six senior class presidents, they’ve all been guys and look where...
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I'll do anything to prove that I can be in her life
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Youre a genius, Brittany. You are the Unicorn.
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