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I’m pretty sure my cat’s reading my diary…
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Mr Shue, is he your son?
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Sometimes I add a teaspoon of sand…
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I had a cold and I took all my antibiotics at the same time, and now I can’t re
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I’ve made out with, like everyone in this school: Girls, Boys, Mr. Kidney the j
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I don’t know how to turn on a computer
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Who is that guy?[referring to Puck when he shaved off his Mohawk]
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There are so many lyrics
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Cross Country Skier[suggestion for Tina’s new look]
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Happy Meal, no onions or a Chicken [suggestion for Tina’s new look]
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You look terrible, I look awesome[About Rachel’s Gaga look]
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When I pulled my hamstring I went to a misogynist
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Guess who I’m dating, Wes Brody, He’s super cute, he’s seven
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We were seduced by the glitz and glamour of show biz
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There was a mouse in mine…
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Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?
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She’s the one they made me talk to when they found out I was keeping that bird
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He barks at my mom [Patches]
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It’s like cool epilepsy[Hairography]
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Hairography- It works best when you pretend like you’re being tasered
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I find recipes confusing
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It’s a male duck[What’s a Ballad?]
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I bet the duck’s in the hat
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He’s the kicker.That’s the smallest guy in the field right?
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