(Chris Colfer woke up in his bedroom in his house. Like Cory Monteith and Lea Michele, he felt very dizzy and confused. Darren Criss was knocking at the door downstairs. Chris looks a tthe clock. It was 9:55.)
Chris: Who the hell comes here this early?
(He gets dressed and lets Darren inside. They both seem to wonder what they're wearing.)
Darren: Hey, um...do you know what's going on?
Chris: No, not really. Do you mean by these clothes I'm wearing?
Darren: Well...they look nice on you.
Chris: Thought so.
Darren: So, are you going to the beach with Amber and Chord today?
Chris: Sure.
(The two of them had already packed some beachwear they found in their closets, and got into Chris's car, which also didn't seem familiar to him.)
Chris: I don't drive this.
Darren: Maybe someone swapped your ride.
Chris: Darren, please. I'm so sick of those car commercials.
(Lea and Cory drove up to Chris's car, and rolled down the windows.)
Lea (to Chris): Hey, have you noticed anything...unusual?
Chris: You mean like this car in front of my house that apparently doesn't belong to me? Yes. And these clothes, too. I don't remember owning this scarf or these pair of pants.
Cory: It seems like we're in character now, but not filming. Do you understand what I mean?
Darren: Cory, please. How can we be in character without the cameras rolling?
(Just then, Max Alder and James Earl III, who portrays Dave Karofsky and Azimio Adams, took Chris and tossed him in a dumpster. They both laughed.)
James: He's back in his real home where he belongs!
(As the two boys left, Cory and Darren helped Chris get out of the dumpster. Lea runs out and helps as well.)
Lea: Do you believe us now?
Chris: Well, if it's true, then how do James and Max not know that this isn't normal? They're acting like jerks now.
Cory: Well, I heard James kinda...was the bully since high school and a little bit in college, so...yeah.
Darren: Very stereotypical of him.
Lea: So now that we're not...really portraying high school students, but we really are high school students, this is pretty much the day that James gets to fool around with us, right.
Chris (rubbing his head): Go figure.
(Chris Colfer had received a call from Amber Riley moments later. She told him to meet up at the housing area where the cast slept after filming. It turned out to be a hotel next to an empty business building. The whole Glee cast met up there, wondering what was going on with them.)
Cory (waving his arms): Okay, guys, calm down. Let's here from each of you one at a time.
Chord: Dude, according to some guy that walked past me, I'm supposed to be Amber's girlfriend. Then Max stopped by and called me Guppy Lips.
Dianna: Somehow, this lady comes to my house and asks me about signing adoption papers for a baby girl. I'm not even married yet!
Naya: No fooling, but I'm attracted to Heather Morris.
Heather: I'm not wearing a bra right now. I forgot how to put it on.
Mark: I have a homeless dad...and he came by and wanted me to take a bottle of beer from him...and he asked for money.
Damian: Someone said that Vanessa was my girlfriend...and that I might get deported.
Samuel: Can someone tell me why I only have a pair of sandals and no other shoes in my closet?
Harry: Dancing.
Jenna: Asian.
(Everyone's conversations seemed to overlap. Chris slammed a big book on the table, and everyone was silent.)
Chris: Okay, everyone. We need to settle this once and for all.
Dianna: How? We don't even know what the hell just happened.
Lea (to Dianna): We've been trying to tell Chris and Darren that we may be in character right now.
Kevin: And how does that make any sense?
Cory: Well, no one knows who Chris Colfer or Lea Michele is--
Amber (scoffs, to herself): Absurd.
Darren: And all we found in our closets are the costumes we wear on set.
Vanessa: True.
Samuel: So, what do we do about it?
(Chris takes a moment to think about it. Then he sighed and shrugged.)
Chris: Embrace it, I guess.
All: What?!
Naya: So...you're serious about me making out with Heather?
Chris: I'm thinking that the world is trying to tell us something. Why not figure out what it is?
Chord: I guess...
(Just then, someone walked in the room. He turned to Lea Michele.)
Man: Rachel, you have a callback in NYADA. We have to be there in a few days.
Lea: A callback for what?
Man: It's for a Broadway musical. Spring Awakening.
Lea (ecstatic): Wha--this is a dream come true!
(Lea exits the room with the man, leaving everyone shaking their heads.)
Dianna: So do we have to run into her annoying mouth each time?
Cory (shrugs): We're risking ourselves, but...yeah.
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Chris: Who the hell comes here this early?
(He gets dressed and lets Darren inside. They both seem to wonder what they're wearing.)
Darren: Hey, um...do you know what's going on?
Chris: No, not really. Do you mean by these clothes I'm wearing?
Darren: Well...they look nice on you.
Chris: Thought so.
Darren: So, are you going to the beach with Amber and Chord today?
Chris: Sure.
(The two of them had already packed some beachwear they found in their closets, and got into Chris's car, which also didn't seem familiar to him.)
Chris: I don't drive this.
Darren: Maybe someone swapped your ride.
Chris: Darren, please. I'm so sick of those car commercials.
(Lea and Cory drove up to Chris's car, and rolled down the windows.)
Lea (to Chris): Hey, have you noticed anything...unusual?
Chris: You mean like this car in front of my house that apparently doesn't belong to me? Yes. And these clothes, too. I don't remember owning this scarf or these pair of pants.
Cory: It seems like we're in character now, but not filming. Do you understand what I mean?
Darren: Cory, please. How can we be in character without the cameras rolling?
(Just then, Max Alder and James Earl III, who portrays Dave Karofsky and Azimio Adams, took Chris and tossed him in a dumpster. They both laughed.)
James: He's back in his real home where he belongs!
(As the two boys left, Cory and Darren helped Chris get out of the dumpster. Lea runs out and helps as well.)
Lea: Do you believe us now?
Chris: Well, if it's true, then how do James and Max not know that this isn't normal? They're acting like jerks now.
Cory: Well, I heard James kinda...was the bully since high school and a little bit in college, so...yeah.
Darren: Very stereotypical of him.
Lea: So now that we're not...really portraying high school students, but we really are high school students, this is pretty much the day that James gets to fool around with us, right.
Chris (rubbing his head): Go figure.
(Chris Colfer had received a call from Amber Riley moments later. She told him to meet up at the housing area where the cast slept after filming. It turned out to be a hotel next to an empty business building. The whole Glee cast met up there, wondering what was going on with them.)
Cory (waving his arms): Okay, guys, calm down. Let's here from each of you one at a time.
Chord: Dude, according to some guy that walked past me, I'm supposed to be Amber's girlfriend. Then Max stopped by and called me Guppy Lips.
Dianna: Somehow, this lady comes to my house and asks me about signing adoption papers for a baby girl. I'm not even married yet!
Naya: No fooling, but I'm attracted to Heather Morris.
Heather: I'm not wearing a bra right now. I forgot how to put it on.
Mark: I have a homeless dad...and he came by and wanted me to take a bottle of beer from him...and he asked for money.
Damian: Someone said that Vanessa was my girlfriend...and that I might get deported.
Samuel: Can someone tell me why I only have a pair of sandals and no other shoes in my closet?
Harry: Dancing.
Jenna: Asian.
(Everyone's conversations seemed to overlap. Chris slammed a big book on the table, and everyone was silent.)
Chris: Okay, everyone. We need to settle this once and for all.
Dianna: How? We don't even know what the hell just happened.
Lea (to Dianna): We've been trying to tell Chris and Darren that we may be in character right now.
Kevin: And how does that make any sense?
Cory: Well, no one knows who Chris Colfer or Lea Michele is--
Amber (scoffs, to herself): Absurd.
Darren: And all we found in our closets are the costumes we wear on set.
Vanessa: True.
Samuel: So, what do we do about it?
(Chris takes a moment to think about it. Then he sighed and shrugged.)
Chris: Embrace it, I guess.
All: What?!
Naya: So...you're serious about me making out with Heather?
Chris: I'm thinking that the world is trying to tell us something. Why not figure out what it is?
Chord: I guess...
(Just then, someone walked in the room. He turned to Lea Michele.)
Man: Rachel, you have a callback in NYADA. We have to be there in a few days.
Lea: A callback for what?
Man: It's for a Broadway musical. Spring Awakening.
Lea (ecstatic): Wha--this is a dream come true!
(Lea exits the room with the man, leaving everyone shaking their heads.)
Dianna: So do we have to run into her annoying mouth each time?
Cory (shrugs): We're risking ourselves, but...yeah.
Well, what did you think? I hope you liked it.
Here's the link for Chapter Fourty-One!!!