Here are my top Kurt quotes from Season 1:
10. Mercedes: "Have you ever kissed anybody?"
Kurt: "Yes. If by somebody you mean the tender crook of my elbow". (Acafellas)
9. "Oh, Bambi. I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy". (The Rhodes Not Taken)
8. "My body is like a rum chocolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise". (Preggers)
7. Will: "What do you guys say when you answer the phone?"
Mercedes: "What up?"
Artie: "Who 'dis be?"
Kurt: "No, she's dead. This is her son". (Hell-O)
6. "Mr. Schue, Rachel is one of us. We're the only ones who humliliate her". (Funk)
5. Tina: "My balls keep falling off".
Kurt: "I've been there". (Theatricality)
4. "Rachel manages to dress like a toddler and a grandmother at the same time". (Hairography)
3. Will: "Okay, no, no. It's not the song, you guys just need to get into it".
Kurt: "No, it's the song. It's really gay". (Showmance)
2. "Hello. I am Kurt Hummel, and I will be auditioning for the role of kicker". (Preggers)
1. "One day, you'll all work for me". (Showmance)
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10. Mercedes: "Have you ever kissed anybody?"
Kurt: "Yes. If by somebody you mean the tender crook of my elbow". (Acafellas)
9. "Oh, Bambi. I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy". (The Rhodes Not Taken)
8. "My body is like a rum chocolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise". (Preggers)
7. Will: "What do you guys say when you answer the phone?"
Mercedes: "What up?"
Artie: "Who 'dis be?"
Kurt: "No, she's dead. This is her son". (Hell-O)
6. "Mr. Schue, Rachel is one of us. We're the only ones who humliliate her". (Funk)
5. Tina: "My balls keep falling off".
Kurt: "I've been there". (Theatricality)
4. "Rachel manages to dress like a toddler and a grandmother at the same time". (Hairography)
3. Will: "Okay, no, no. It's not the song, you guys just need to get into it".
Kurt: "No, it's the song. It's really gay". (Showmance)
2. "Hello. I am Kurt Hummel, and I will be auditioning for the role of kicker". (Preggers)
1. "One day, you'll all work for me". (Showmance)
Any comments? If you have something to add or change, put your comment in the comment box below. And thanks for reading.
When you're smilin'....keep on smilin'
The whole world smiles with you
And when you're laughin'....keep on laughin'
The sun comes shinin' through
But when you're cryin'.... you bring on the rain
So stop your frownin'....be happy again
Cause when you're smilin'....keep on smilin'
The whole world smiles with you
(instrumental break)
Oh when you're smilin'....keep on smilin'
The whole world smiles with you
Ah when you're laughin'....keep on laughin'
The sun comes shinin' through
Now when you're cryin'.... you bring on the rain
So stop that sighin'....be happy again
Cause when you're smilin'....just keep on smilin'
And the whole world gonna smile with
The great big world will smile with
The whole wide world will smile with you
The whole world smiles with you
And when you're laughin'....keep on laughin'
The sun comes shinin' through
But when you're cryin'.... you bring on the rain
So stop your frownin'....be happy again
Cause when you're smilin'....keep on smilin'
The whole world smiles with you
(instrumental break)
Oh when you're smilin'....keep on smilin'
The whole world smiles with you
Ah when you're laughin'....keep on laughin'
The sun comes shinin' through
Now when you're cryin'.... you bring on the rain
So stop that sighin'....be happy again
Cause when you're smilin'....just keep on smilin'
And the whole world gonna smile with
The great big world will smile with
The whole wide world will smile with you