"did you know dolphins are just gay sharks"
"there was a mouse in mine"
"Mr Schue, is he your son?"
"I find recipes confusing"
"he's so cute, he's 7"
"Schue - what's a ballad? Britt - a male duck"
"i bet the duck is in the hat"
"i took all my antibiotics at once and now i can't remember how to leave"
"i just don't understand anything"
about puck when he shaved his mohawk "who's that guy?"
"sometimes i add a teaspoon of sand"
i'm sure there are more! but there's just a few of the hilarious quotes that made me ♥ her :D
"I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week."
"She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners"
"I'm not a box. There are more than four sides to me"
"Mercedes is black, I'm gay: We make culture."
"He's cheating off a girl who thinks she square root of four is rainbows."
"Sunglasses. Yeah sunglasses are um, really, really cool. I always see, you know, celebrities wear them in um, magazines. Even at night, doesn't need to be day. Very popular. Gives you a sense of mystery, you know? Rappers.."
"Oh I love a good car wash too though, you know? When I was little and I got all A's my dad would let me wash his car so I would get my little toothbrush out and I'd clean it all weekend long.."
"The wedding was gonna be in Hawaii but they told me I couldn't bring my own fruit."
Its a hard choice between Quinn, Santana, and Puck. Quinn and Santana were awesome in Bad Romance and are sooooooo hot. I just think Puck is funny. I am gonna say Puck!
