Some people juggle geese!

"Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"
:D

Once, in flight school, I was laconic.

Lol, and I love the part of the Serenity bloopers where Mal and Jayne are yelling at Wash while he flies and Wash is yelling back at them: "You wanna drive?!?" and "This is so much easier without you back-spaceship-driving, Jayne!" I probably screwed up the exact wording, but you get the point. ;)

And then he gets up and storms out! lol That was hilarious.

"I guess the news that we're all going to be purple and bloated and fetal in a few hours has made me a little snippy!"

"Oh my god, it's grotesque! Oh and there's something in a jar."

My favorite Wash Quotes R: I'm a leaf on the wind watch how I soar, & But remember the part where its a trap. I love the quotes he had in Objects in space: Not unless its some place with candlelight, Wacky Fun, Psychic thorough that sounds like something out of science fiction? Zoe: We live in a spaceship dear Wash: So? I love that one the most because it's almost like Joss is "winking" at the audience. You know breaking the "fourth wall" in a sense

LONG LIVE WASH!!

"Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a ninety-pound girl, 'cause I don't think that's ever gettin' old."

Wash: No, actually, I was wondering - WHATS SHE DOING ON THE SHIP? Didn't she try to kill us ?

YoSafBridge: Please, nobody died last time

Wash: We're in space! How'd she get here?

Mal: She hitched

Wash: I DON'T RECALL PULLING OVER !

"We will rule over this land, and we will call it... This Land."
"Why don't we call it YOUR GRAVE!"
"Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" XD
I love that scene...