I'm confused, I think I have to think about this for a very long time...

Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Actually they now make square pizzas :) lol

and the hot dog one is 'cause fatties like to put multiple sausages in their buns, saves time

Lol Snerkie :D

Can you cry under water?
- yes
How important does a person have to be before they
are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
- very
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only
a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
- thinking tax
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing
the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
- heaven, no. hell, yes
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
- Why do you come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
- cancer
How is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
- because the luggage wheels we needed were on the moon
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up like every two hours?
- then say "slept like a corpse"
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
- because TV kicks ass
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money
in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
- becuse if the government gets enough money, thinking tax is abolished
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
- because that way they don't see your horible clothes
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
- are you saying you only wear one panty? i wear 16. (and i'm a guy)
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
- i eat it that way (i actually do) oh, wait, you said no decent human, i don't know
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,
why is there a stupid song about him?
- to raise drug awareness so people know not to take crack
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
- why does it have to be a hearse that carries a corpse? my car carries one every day
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
- sheep
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
- i hope so
Do the Alphabet song and
Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
- as does ba ba black sheep
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
- Why did youjust sing ba-ba black sheep
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,
but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
- does that make your mom a hemorrhoid?
Are you wondering why you are still reading this?
Are you wondering why you are still reading my answers?

ok got another very important one too...

Why there are more hot dogs in the hot dog package than there are hot dog buns in the hot dog bun package,
What is with the hotdog to bun ratio?!?! 4:5

Hooch?? You worry me at times, lol :D