You look at the time on your computer, and then make a sentence with the options below. Simple, right?

Identify the hour on your computer's clock:

1h AM/PM → I punched
2h AM/PM → I dated
3h AM/PM → I called
4h AM/PM → I made love with
5h AM/PM → I seduced
6h AM/PM → I killed
7h AM/PM → I kicked
8h AM/PM → I asked for a date with
9h AM/PM → I cherished
10h AM/PM → I danced with
11h AM/PM → I slept with
12h AM/PM → I kissed

Identify the minutes on your computer's clock:

01 or 31 min → The 11th Doctor
02 or 32 min → Amy Pond
03 or 33 min → Donna Noble
04 or 34 min → The Tenth Doctor
05 or 35 min → The Ninth Doctor
06 or 36 min → Martha Jones
07 or 37 min → The Eighth Doctor
08 or 38 min → The Seventh Doctor
09 or 39 min → The Sixth Doctor
10 or 40 min → The Fifth Doctor
11 or 41 min → The Fourth Doctor
12 or 42 min → The Third Doctor
13 or 43 min → The Second Doctor
14 or 44 min → The First Doctor
15 or 45 min → Rose Tyler
16 or 46 min → Captain Jack Harkness
17 or 47 min → Astrid Peth
18 or 48 min → The Master
19 or 49 min → Davros
20 or 50 min → Sarah-Jane Smith
21 or 51 min → K9
22 or 52 min → Jackie Tyler
23 or 53 min → Mickey Smith
24 or 54 min → The Face of Boe
25 or 55 min → The TARDIS
26 or 56 min → A cyberman
27 or 57 min → A dalek
28 or 58 min → A weeping angel
29 or 59 min → Sally Sparrow
30 or 00 min → Wilfred Mott

Identify the color of your shirt:

White → because I'm in love
Black → because I was drunk
Pink → because I'm nuts
Red → because the voices told me to
Blue → because I can't control myself
Green → because I hate myself
Purple → because I'm depressed
Gray → because I wanted to
Yellow → because someone offered me $1.000.000
Orange → because I hate him/her/it
Other → because I love myself
shirtless → because he/she/it was hot