Disney Princess You could NEVER love a man who...
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Has less personality than a wet sock
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Would ditch you if he found someone with a prettier voice
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Creeped up behind you and wouldn't let you leave
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Is a hobo
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Kidnapped your sick father, then imprisoned you
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Aimed a gun at you when you met & would've shot you if you weren't pretty
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Is spoiled, arrogant, promiscuous and makes fun of your job
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Fell for you while you were disguised as a dude
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Kissed you while you slept even though he's only met you briefly one time
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