Disney Princess You would be so turned off by a guy who...(redone with Flynn)
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Doesnt know you, breaks into your home and started singing
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Has the personality of roadkill
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Crept up behind you, grabbed you, and wouldn't let you leave
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Might leave you for someone with a better singing voice
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Imprisoned you and your father and coughed up hairballs
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Was homeless and had fleas and constantly lied
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Murdered people based on race and almost murdered you
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Almost chopped your head off because of your gender
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Was spoiled, talentless, and made fun of you
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Stole from grieving parents who lost their child
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