Favourite funny lines from Mulan?

Well, all the above, plus "My little girl is all grown up and rescuing China - do you have a tissue?" (Not sure about the precise wording).

And

"They slipped through my fingers!" *arrow with rope lands in his hand*

and

"You don't find a girl like that in every dynasty!"

truthfully, more or less everything what's said in Mulan is either funny, heartwarming or (when in shan-yu's case) creepy.

"Would you like to stay forever?!"-Mulan's Grandma near the end. She says something like that. It cracks me up everytime.

Mine is longer:
Mushu (to Cri-kee): What? What do you mean you're not lucky? You *lied* to me?
[Cri-Kee nods sadly]
Mushu: [to Mulan's horse, Khaa] And what are you, a sheep?

Grandma Fa:This Is A Chance To Prove Your Self
Fa Li:Grandma No!
Grandma:Yep This Criket is the lucky one

I'll get that arrow pretty boy, and I'll do it with my shirt ON!

"I Don't Wanna See a Naked Men"