Piper: "Where's the mop? I should know this, considering I'm always the one cleaning up the mess!"
Paige: “How should I know like you said you're always the one to clean up"
Piper: “Something tells me I better don't answer that"
Phoebe: "We could sure use some cosmic help right about now.”
Paige: "Oh, please, give me a break! Move! I'm gonna take care of this. Let the object of objection become but a dream as I cause the seen to be unseen. That's how you do that"
Phoebe: "Can you do anything about this thunder?’Cause it's making me nuts."
Paige: “I could give you earphones ;)"
Piper: "You got anything that would go with combat boots? You know, for the mommy-to-be who kicks some ass on occasion. "
Paige: "ummmm I’m not sure I think I could find something, but there no guarantees it will look good."
Phoebe: "Piper I wouldn’t I’ve been in her wardrobe and that could be dangerous"
Piper: "Okay, I'm not taking that chance. I’ll find something in my own closet"
Phoebe: "Yeah smart choice, I might join you I need something to wear as well"
Piper: "Yeah, but not something of my clothes. Wear your pyjamas. You look great with that ;)"
Paige: "Yeah cause that's how you get taken seriously go demon fighting and turn up at work in your pyjamas"
Leo: "Hey, guys, what's going on here? Piper, why aren't you dressed yet?"
Piper: “Oh that would be because I hate all my clothes, maternity stuff is just so pink and frilly and yuck, but I don't fit into any of my old stuff. I HATE THIS!"
Phoebe: "Oh, Piper, you look so CUTE"
Leo: "She’s right sweetie and you look amazing in anything according to me anyway"
Piper: "Yes, but you're my husband, you’re supposed to say that"
Paige: “how about you go in sweat pants and a nice big daggy jumper?"
Piper: “Okay! I'm gonna do that. Be right back"
Phoebe: “god that was soooo much harder than it should have been, and since I don't know what to wear I’m gonna do what piper said to and go in my pyjamas"
Paige: "Wow, hold it! I have a beautiful dress in my wardrobe, you can wear it, but just for today"
Phoebe: "Oh my god really. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Paige you’re amazing. I love you yay. Thank you. Hey maybe this dress will help me get a guy."
Paige: "I don't think you need a dress to help you catch a guy. I don't think you need any clothes for that ;)"
Phoebe: "Oh I like your thinking but somehow I don't think that would be acceptable at work"
Piper: "Okay, I'm going to the bathroom. You two can fight who's gonna take the bathroom downstairs first. I'll be upstairs"
Phoebe and Paige: "I bags downstairs"
Phoebe: "Come on Paige I have to get to work its not like you have anywhere to go"
Paige: "That's mean and you know it. Haha bet you really wish you could orb now"
Phoebe: "Oh that is so personal gain! It's gonna bite you in the ass, mark my words!"
Paige: "I oh trust me its sooo worth a hot shower and the punishment can’t be that bad, can it?’
Phoebe: "I wouldn't count on it"
Leo: "Phoebe's right Paige even though the personal gain is only small the consequence could be huge you never know"
Paige: "I'll take the chance"
Phoebe: “Okay, I'm off to my work. See you guys later.
Paige: “Aaaaaahhh!! Cold! Cold! Cold! Cold!
Piper: "Oh god what’s Paige screaming about now???"
Phoebe: "I said her personal gain would bite her in the ass"
Piper: "Personal gain what personal gain? Wait let me guess she orbed to the sower didn't she, that girls never learns."
Phoebe: "Okay, now I really have to go, if I wanna keep my job. Try to stay out of trouble"
Piper: "Sure cause that's soooo easy when you live in this house isn't it."
Phoebe: "A girls gotta try, right!"
Piper: "Okay then I’ll try. Now you leave. I’m not having you fired. Love you, bye"
Phoebe: "Love you too! Bye!"
Paige: "Okay where is that coffee I'm freezing, I can't believe my shower was ice cold just because I orbed there"
Leo: "Yeah, well, you see, Paige, the thing with personal gain is that it always comes back to you and there are sudden rules you have to follow"
Paige: "Yeah but I didn’t deserve a cold shower just cause I orbed to it that’s ridiculous and I still see no coffee"
Piper: "It's right there! Go get it! I'm not your maid! Lazy!"
Paige: "I'm not lazy! I'm just sparing energy. There's a difference"
Piper: "No there isn't. Anyway I'm the pregnant one who should be saving energy and I'm the only one to clean and cook. Geez!"
Paige: "Okay, I'm leaving. I'm going to my tempt job. And by the way, Piper, you can't complain, now. I just took care of the mess"
Piper:" Yes but you only did it cause I complained and that’s not fair. I give up with you guys. Go to work I'll be at P3 by the time you get home so you can meet me there if you want”
Paige: "Okay, see you tonight"
Leo: "Now we have the whole house to our selves what shall we do with our time?"
"jingle"
Piper: "Oh no, Leo, don't listen to that"
Leo: "Piper sweetie you know I have to the most I can wait is 5 minutes"
Piper: "Well, then you better start kissing me right now! :D"
Leo: "Okay *kiss* I am *kiss* I love you *kiss* but I have to *kiss* go now *kiss* I love you again bye *extra long kiss*"
Piper: "Yeah, I love you" *Leo orbs up* "too. I hate it when he does that.”
Piper: (talking to stomach) "well I guess it’s just you and me huh bubs"
Voice from nowhere: “Yeah, I guess so”
Piper: "Oh my god what the hell was that!?!? LEO!!!!"
Voice: "Wait! You can hear me? Oh my gosh"
Piper: "Yes I can hear you! LEO!!!!!!"
Voice: "Leo is gonna think you're crazy. Gosh, so cool you can hear me. Well, maybe this is the perfect opportunity to tell you THAT I DON'T LIKE MARMALADE, so can you please stop eating that?"
Piper: "Who are you? Where are you? And why do I have to stop eating marmalade? LEO GET YOUR ANGELIC ASS DOWN HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Voice: "It's me, your son from inside!"
Piper: "My son but that’s... how is that even possible? LEO I'M SERIOUS I NEED YOU DOWN HERE!!!”
Leo: "Piper, what the hell is going on? You almost caused an earthquake"
Piper: "There is some weird voice talking to me and it says it my son from inside me and I don't know what’s happening or what to do"
Leo: "Probably just the hormones"
Piper: "No its not I'm not insane someone was talking to me. Please don't go again I need you here."
Leo: "Okay, don't worry. There's probably a very good explanation" (to stomach) "Hi, baby, I'm your father"
Piper: "Oh gee now you decide to be quiet. Leo I swear I'm not insane the baby spoke to me.”
Leo: "Have you been watching horror movies last night?"
Piper: "Yeah I watched kill it before it dies with Phoebs last night why does that matter?"
Leo: "You call that a horror movie? Guess you're not used to much. Okay, that was beside the point. I think you had a bad night by watching that...horror movie"
Piper: “No it wasn't that, although I didn't sleep to well after that movie I'm not even sure why I watched it I'm a romantic comedy girl. Anyway I did hear a voice I'm not sure if it was really our son but I heard something"
*popping sound*
piper: "What the hell was that? Show yourself or I'll blow up your sorry ass"
Leo: "Piper you really need to calm down there's nothing there. I really think it's all just hormones"
Piper: "Don't talk about hormones! Who is there? I can do kungfu"
Leo: "No, Piper, you can't"
Piper: "Shush!"
Leo: "Piper sweetie you are now paranoid and lying I want you to stop take a breath and realize this is nonsense. You're pregnant you need to stay calm and keep your blood pressure down"
Piper: "Don't you tell me to calm down when I'm hearing strange voices claiming to be my son, cause I bet you would be freaking out too"
Leo: "If I would hear a voice coming from my stomach, I probably would. But since I can't get pregnant, that probably won't ever happen. Now, why don't you just go take a nap, than I'll go take care of P3"
Piper: "No I don't want to be alone that's when the voice came. Can you stay with me?"
Leo: "Piper, you know I can't. I have responsibilities. Just drink a cup of tea and get some sleep. You'll feel much better after it"
Piper (getting tears in her eyes): “Well, I guess you better go than"
Leo: "No, not the crying thing"
Piper: "Leo if you had any idea how scared I was right now, or how sick I feel with this nausea you would not be saying that."
Leo: "Look, I'll get Paige or Phoebe to take care of you and than I really have to go. The Elders are expecting me"
Piper: "But I don’t want Phoebe and Paige to look after me. I WANT YOU!!"
"Orbing cue"
Paige: 'What the hell is going on in here?"
Piper: "Leo is being a huge meanie and won't stay with me when I’m hearing weird voices claiming to be my unborn son and I’m really scared"
Paige: "Are you sure it’s not just - "
Piper: "Yes its not just hormones why does everyone think that!"
Paige: "I believe you, honey. I'm just gonna call Phoebe to tell her she needs to get her butt down here. Leo, can you go check with the Elders if they know something about invisible people?"
Leo: "Yeah, okay. Piper, I promise you I will be right back"
*orbs up*
Paige: "Okay, I've called Phoebe and she's gonna be here as soon as possible. In the meantime we can go check the Book of Shadows"
Piper: "See was that soo hard why do I have to scream and cry just to get people moving around here? ... You know what don’t answer that."
Paige: "Okay, easy, easy. You don't need to snap me off. We're just gonna orb upstairs and figure this out, all right?"
Piper: "Thank you sweetie. I know looking after your crazy pregnant sister is the last thing you want to be doing right now."
*door slams*
Phoebe: "Okay, where's the demon that's threatening my unborn niece? I'm gonna nail his ass!"
Piper: “Demon? What demon?”
Paige: “Phoebs no one said anything about a demon so shut up cause your scaring Piper!”
Piper: "And we all know you shouldn't scare Piper. Oh God, I'm talking about myself in third person. Someone kill me"
Phoebe: "Sorry Piper not gonna happen. Now what can I do to help??"
Piper: "You can go to the store and buy me some ice cream. Lots and Lots of ice-cream"
Phoebe: "Ok, fine… As longest I get to get back to my new place"
Paige: "What new place?"
Piper: "Yes, phoebe what is this about a new place??"
Phoebe: "Well... I.... So what flavour ice-cream did you say you want?"
Paige: "Don't change the subject, Phoebs"
Piper: "We are waiting Phoebe."
Phoebe: "Alright, alright...I'm moving out. I'm gonna sign the papers this afternoon"
Piper: "YOU'RE WHAT??? You can't leave now I need you here!"
Phoebe: "Newsflash, Piper: not everything is about you"
Piper: "But there are voices which only I can hear talking to me. And Leo is always orbing out. And Paige is doing her best but she doesn't know me like you do, or Prue did. (Crying now) But Prue's gone and now you are going to and I can't lose you not now. Not while I need you so much."
Phoebe: "Ok Piper, calm down."
Piper: "No I will not calm down. Don't you tell me to calm down after dropping a bombshell like that on me!"
Phoebe: "But I can't live here forever! You have to understand that!"
Piper: "I do but you can't leave now wait till I've had the baby then move out please I can't do this without you."
Phoebe "Well this is how it always happens; I put it off for a week, then its a year. Next you know i'm 80 and i still living in this house!!"
Paige: "You're overreacting, Phoebs
Phoebe" I'm overreacting! Me? Piper is overreacting! Not me!""
Paige: "You both are behaving like toddlers! Where's my b-in-law when I need him?"
Piper: "Yes let’s see what my husband thinks about all of this. Leo!"
*Leo orbs in*
Leo "God Piper I only just left. What do you want now?"
Piper (shocked): "That's how you treat me? On Valentine's Day? If I'm too much of a problem for you, why don't you just orb right back to your stupid Elders?"
Leo: "Sorry sweetie I didn't mean it like that I'm just confused because you were fine when I left you a minute ago. Now why don't you come sit over here calm down a little and tell me what's wrong?"
Voice: "Dude, she doesn't wanna sit down"
Piper: "What was that?"
Piper: "That's it. That's the voice that I heard before. See I told you I'm not crazy or hormonal! ... Actually I might be slightly hormonal but that’s not the point!"
Paige (looks at Pipers stomach): "It's coming from there."
Piper: "I know it's coming from my stomach. I told you this before. Now will someone please admit that I'm NOT crazy!"
Paige: "If you're crazy, then we'd be crazy too."
Piper: "Yay I'm not crazy. That’s so good to hear cause I was doubting myself for a minute there. Now that we know I'm not crazy what are we gonna so about this?"
Leo: "Sweetie, why is your stomach talking?"
Piper: "That's a good question. Maybe someone (looks meaningful at Phoebe)should take a good look in the BoS"
Phoebe: "God I never should have told you about the house. If I had known you'd get all pissy and hormonal on me I wouldn't have cause now you'll never let me leave!"
*storms upstairs*
Paige: "Phoebe, Piper had heard this voice before you started about the house, so it has nothing to do with it"
Piper: "You here that Phoebe, not every thing is about you!"
Phoebe: "Well, neither is it about you! Bitch!"
Piper: "I never told it was about me! You stop missy!"
Phoebe: "No! I’m doing to look in the damn book and then I’m going to my new place and you can't stop me!"
*Slams attic door so she can't hear their reply*
Paige: "Is it possible that this thing inside of you has an negative effect on your acting? More than with a common pregnancy”
Piper: "I'm not sure Leo do you know?"
Leo (looking confused): "Since when was Phoebe moving out?"
Paige: "This is just too much confusion for me to handle alone. Can't you keep it together for an hour?"
Piper: "Yeah, yeah... I think an hour is ok… As long as Phoebe *yells* and her EGO not burn the house down!!”
Leo: "Oh, you two are worth each other"
Piper: "Excuse me Leo? Can't you be on my side once? Oh my god, is everyone going crazy today... I mean..." *goes upstairs to find Phoebe*
Paige: "BOOK OF SHADOWS!"
Phoebe: *Book of Shadows orbs away* "HEY! I was using that Paige!!!!"
Paige: "You're too slow! We need to fix this now!"
Phoebe (running downstairs into the living room):"You're lucky I can't orb, because I'd orb something very delicate of you somewhere far far away"
Leo: (To himself)"Something's not right here."(Shouting)"Alright I want the three of you on the couch now. No questions just do it!"
*Piper, Phoebe and Paige sit down on the couch, looking sheepishly at Leo*
Phoebe: "Leo... Piper started with the...." *Leo shuts her up when he yells*
Leo: "I don't care who started this verbal riot! Geez, what are you? 5?!!!
Piper: "Woah Leo I don't feel so good"
Paige: "Is the baby coming?"
Leo: "Would u stop with it? NO ONE's commin!!"
Paige: "Leo, really, you shouldn't get so excited. You're no use dead"
Phoebe: "Yes, Leo.. Jealex... Take it easy..."
Voice: "Oh God, is this where I'm about to spend my life?"
Paige: "Uhm........ Hello?"
Voice: "Yeah, hello to you too"
*phone rings*
Phoebe: "Oh, that's mine. Sorry, I'll have to take this... *answers* Hello..?”
Elise(on phone): "PHOEBE!! Where did you go I need you now!"
Phoebe: "Oh fuck! Sorry! Elise! I-eh-I can't come right now. I have a little emergency with my family"
Elise: "Oh there's always an emergency with your family. Be here in an hour or it's your job."
Paige: “How should I know like you said you're always the one to clean up"
Piper: “Something tells me I better don't answer that"
Phoebe: "We could sure use some cosmic help right about now.”
Paige: "Oh, please, give me a break! Move! I'm gonna take care of this. Let the object of objection become but a dream as I cause the seen to be unseen. That's how you do that"
Phoebe: "Can you do anything about this thunder?’Cause it's making me nuts."
Paige: “I could give you earphones ;)"
Piper: "You got anything that would go with combat boots? You know, for the mommy-to-be who kicks some ass on occasion. "
Paige: "ummmm I’m not sure I think I could find something, but there no guarantees it will look good."
Phoebe: "Piper I wouldn’t I’ve been in her wardrobe and that could be dangerous"
Piper: "Okay, I'm not taking that chance. I’ll find something in my own closet"
Phoebe: "Yeah smart choice, I might join you I need something to wear as well"
Piper: "Yeah, but not something of my clothes. Wear your pyjamas. You look great with that ;)"
Paige: "Yeah cause that's how you get taken seriously go demon fighting and turn up at work in your pyjamas"
Leo: "Hey, guys, what's going on here? Piper, why aren't you dressed yet?"
Piper: “Oh that would be because I hate all my clothes, maternity stuff is just so pink and frilly and yuck, but I don't fit into any of my old stuff. I HATE THIS!"
Phoebe: "Oh, Piper, you look so CUTE"
Leo: "She’s right sweetie and you look amazing in anything according to me anyway"
Piper: "Yes, but you're my husband, you’re supposed to say that"
Paige: “how about you go in sweat pants and a nice big daggy jumper?"
Piper: “Okay! I'm gonna do that. Be right back"
Phoebe: “god that was soooo much harder than it should have been, and since I don't know what to wear I’m gonna do what piper said to and go in my pyjamas"
Paige: "Wow, hold it! I have a beautiful dress in my wardrobe, you can wear it, but just for today"
Phoebe: "Oh my god really. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Paige you’re amazing. I love you yay. Thank you. Hey maybe this dress will help me get a guy."
Paige: "I don't think you need a dress to help you catch a guy. I don't think you need any clothes for that ;)"
Phoebe: "Oh I like your thinking but somehow I don't think that would be acceptable at work"
Piper: "Okay, I'm going to the bathroom. You two can fight who's gonna take the bathroom downstairs first. I'll be upstairs"
Phoebe and Paige: "I bags downstairs"
Phoebe: "Come on Paige I have to get to work its not like you have anywhere to go"
Paige: "That's mean and you know it. Haha bet you really wish you could orb now"
Phoebe: "Oh that is so personal gain! It's gonna bite you in the ass, mark my words!"
Paige: "I oh trust me its sooo worth a hot shower and the punishment can’t be that bad, can it?’
Phoebe: "I wouldn't count on it"
Leo: "Phoebe's right Paige even though the personal gain is only small the consequence could be huge you never know"
Paige: "I'll take the chance"
Phoebe: “Okay, I'm off to my work. See you guys later.
Paige: “Aaaaaahhh!! Cold! Cold! Cold! Cold!
Piper: "Oh god what’s Paige screaming about now???"
Phoebe: "I said her personal gain would bite her in the ass"
Piper: "Personal gain what personal gain? Wait let me guess she orbed to the sower didn't she, that girls never learns."
Phoebe: "Okay, now I really have to go, if I wanna keep my job. Try to stay out of trouble"
Piper: "Sure cause that's soooo easy when you live in this house isn't it."
Phoebe: "A girls gotta try, right!"
Piper: "Okay then I’ll try. Now you leave. I’m not having you fired. Love you, bye"
Phoebe: "Love you too! Bye!"
Paige: "Okay where is that coffee I'm freezing, I can't believe my shower was ice cold just because I orbed there"
Leo: "Yeah, well, you see, Paige, the thing with personal gain is that it always comes back to you and there are sudden rules you have to follow"
Paige: "Yeah but I didn’t deserve a cold shower just cause I orbed to it that’s ridiculous and I still see no coffee"
Piper: "It's right there! Go get it! I'm not your maid! Lazy!"
Paige: "I'm not lazy! I'm just sparing energy. There's a difference"
Piper: "No there isn't. Anyway I'm the pregnant one who should be saving energy and I'm the only one to clean and cook. Geez!"
Paige: "Okay, I'm leaving. I'm going to my tempt job. And by the way, Piper, you can't complain, now. I just took care of the mess"
Piper:" Yes but you only did it cause I complained and that’s not fair. I give up with you guys. Go to work I'll be at P3 by the time you get home so you can meet me there if you want”
Paige: "Okay, see you tonight"
Leo: "Now we have the whole house to our selves what shall we do with our time?"
"jingle"
Piper: "Oh no, Leo, don't listen to that"
Leo: "Piper sweetie you know I have to the most I can wait is 5 minutes"
Piper: "Well, then you better start kissing me right now! :D"
Leo: "Okay *kiss* I am *kiss* I love you *kiss* but I have to *kiss* go now *kiss* I love you again bye *extra long kiss*"
Piper: "Yeah, I love you" *Leo orbs up* "too. I hate it when he does that.”
Piper: (talking to stomach) "well I guess it’s just you and me huh bubs"
Voice from nowhere: “Yeah, I guess so”
Piper: "Oh my god what the hell was that!?!? LEO!!!!"
Voice: "Wait! You can hear me? Oh my gosh"
Piper: "Yes I can hear you! LEO!!!!!!"
Voice: "Leo is gonna think you're crazy. Gosh, so cool you can hear me. Well, maybe this is the perfect opportunity to tell you THAT I DON'T LIKE MARMALADE, so can you please stop eating that?"
Piper: "Who are you? Where are you? And why do I have to stop eating marmalade? LEO GET YOUR ANGELIC ASS DOWN HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Voice: "It's me, your son from inside!"
Piper: "My son but that’s... how is that even possible? LEO I'M SERIOUS I NEED YOU DOWN HERE!!!”
Leo: "Piper, what the hell is going on? You almost caused an earthquake"
Piper: "There is some weird voice talking to me and it says it my son from inside me and I don't know what’s happening or what to do"
Leo: "Probably just the hormones"
Piper: "No its not I'm not insane someone was talking to me. Please don't go again I need you here."
Leo: "Okay, don't worry. There's probably a very good explanation" (to stomach) "Hi, baby, I'm your father"
Piper: "Oh gee now you decide to be quiet. Leo I swear I'm not insane the baby spoke to me.”
Leo: "Have you been watching horror movies last night?"
Piper: "Yeah I watched kill it before it dies with Phoebs last night why does that matter?"
Leo: "You call that a horror movie? Guess you're not used to much. Okay, that was beside the point. I think you had a bad night by watching that...horror movie"
Piper: “No it wasn't that, although I didn't sleep to well after that movie I'm not even sure why I watched it I'm a romantic comedy girl. Anyway I did hear a voice I'm not sure if it was really our son but I heard something"
*popping sound*
piper: "What the hell was that? Show yourself or I'll blow up your sorry ass"
Leo: "Piper you really need to calm down there's nothing there. I really think it's all just hormones"
Piper: "Don't talk about hormones! Who is there? I can do kungfu"
Leo: "No, Piper, you can't"
Piper: "Shush!"
Leo: "Piper sweetie you are now paranoid and lying I want you to stop take a breath and realize this is nonsense. You're pregnant you need to stay calm and keep your blood pressure down"
Piper: "Don't you tell me to calm down when I'm hearing strange voices claiming to be my son, cause I bet you would be freaking out too"
Leo: "If I would hear a voice coming from my stomach, I probably would. But since I can't get pregnant, that probably won't ever happen. Now, why don't you just go take a nap, than I'll go take care of P3"
Piper: "No I don't want to be alone that's when the voice came. Can you stay with me?"
Leo: "Piper, you know I can't. I have responsibilities. Just drink a cup of tea and get some sleep. You'll feel much better after it"
Piper (getting tears in her eyes): “Well, I guess you better go than"
Leo: "No, not the crying thing"
Piper: "Leo if you had any idea how scared I was right now, or how sick I feel with this nausea you would not be saying that."
Leo: "Look, I'll get Paige or Phoebe to take care of you and than I really have to go. The Elders are expecting me"
Piper: "But I don’t want Phoebe and Paige to look after me. I WANT YOU!!"
"Orbing cue"
Paige: 'What the hell is going on in here?"
Piper: "Leo is being a huge meanie and won't stay with me when I’m hearing weird voices claiming to be my unborn son and I’m really scared"
Paige: "Are you sure it’s not just - "
Piper: "Yes its not just hormones why does everyone think that!"
Paige: "I believe you, honey. I'm just gonna call Phoebe to tell her she needs to get her butt down here. Leo, can you go check with the Elders if they know something about invisible people?"
Leo: "Yeah, okay. Piper, I promise you I will be right back"
*orbs up*
Paige: "Okay, I've called Phoebe and she's gonna be here as soon as possible. In the meantime we can go check the Book of Shadows"
Piper: "See was that soo hard why do I have to scream and cry just to get people moving around here? ... You know what don’t answer that."
Paige: "Okay, easy, easy. You don't need to snap me off. We're just gonna orb upstairs and figure this out, all right?"
Piper: "Thank you sweetie. I know looking after your crazy pregnant sister is the last thing you want to be doing right now."
*door slams*
Phoebe: "Okay, where's the demon that's threatening my unborn niece? I'm gonna nail his ass!"
Piper: “Demon? What demon?”
Paige: “Phoebs no one said anything about a demon so shut up cause your scaring Piper!”
Piper: "And we all know you shouldn't scare Piper. Oh God, I'm talking about myself in third person. Someone kill me"
Phoebe: "Sorry Piper not gonna happen. Now what can I do to help??"
Piper: "You can go to the store and buy me some ice cream. Lots and Lots of ice-cream"
Phoebe: "Ok, fine… As longest I get to get back to my new place"
Paige: "What new place?"
Piper: "Yes, phoebe what is this about a new place??"
Phoebe: "Well... I.... So what flavour ice-cream did you say you want?"
Paige: "Don't change the subject, Phoebs"
Piper: "We are waiting Phoebe."
Phoebe: "Alright, alright...I'm moving out. I'm gonna sign the papers this afternoon"
Piper: "YOU'RE WHAT??? You can't leave now I need you here!"
Phoebe: "Newsflash, Piper: not everything is about you"
Piper: "But there are voices which only I can hear talking to me. And Leo is always orbing out. And Paige is doing her best but she doesn't know me like you do, or Prue did. (Crying now) But Prue's gone and now you are going to and I can't lose you not now. Not while I need you so much."
Phoebe: "Ok Piper, calm down."
Piper: "No I will not calm down. Don't you tell me to calm down after dropping a bombshell like that on me!"
Phoebe: "But I can't live here forever! You have to understand that!"
Piper: "I do but you can't leave now wait till I've had the baby then move out please I can't do this without you."
Phoebe "Well this is how it always happens; I put it off for a week, then its a year. Next you know i'm 80 and i still living in this house!!"
Paige: "You're overreacting, Phoebs
Phoebe" I'm overreacting! Me? Piper is overreacting! Not me!""
Paige: "You both are behaving like toddlers! Where's my b-in-law when I need him?"
Piper: "Yes let’s see what my husband thinks about all of this. Leo!"
*Leo orbs in*
Leo "God Piper I only just left. What do you want now?"
Piper (shocked): "That's how you treat me? On Valentine's Day? If I'm too much of a problem for you, why don't you just orb right back to your stupid Elders?"
Leo: "Sorry sweetie I didn't mean it like that I'm just confused because you were fine when I left you a minute ago. Now why don't you come sit over here calm down a little and tell me what's wrong?"
Voice: "Dude, she doesn't wanna sit down"
Piper: "What was that?"
Piper: "That's it. That's the voice that I heard before. See I told you I'm not crazy or hormonal! ... Actually I might be slightly hormonal but that’s not the point!"
Paige (looks at Pipers stomach): "It's coming from there."
Piper: "I know it's coming from my stomach. I told you this before. Now will someone please admit that I'm NOT crazy!"
Paige: "If you're crazy, then we'd be crazy too."
Piper: "Yay I'm not crazy. That’s so good to hear cause I was doubting myself for a minute there. Now that we know I'm not crazy what are we gonna so about this?"
Leo: "Sweetie, why is your stomach talking?"
Piper: "That's a good question. Maybe someone (looks meaningful at Phoebe)should take a good look in the BoS"
Phoebe: "God I never should have told you about the house. If I had known you'd get all pissy and hormonal on me I wouldn't have cause now you'll never let me leave!"
*storms upstairs*
Paige: "Phoebe, Piper had heard this voice before you started about the house, so it has nothing to do with it"
Piper: "You here that Phoebe, not every thing is about you!"
Phoebe: "Well, neither is it about you! Bitch!"
Piper: "I never told it was about me! You stop missy!"
Phoebe: "No! I’m doing to look in the damn book and then I’m going to my new place and you can't stop me!"
*Slams attic door so she can't hear their reply*
Paige: "Is it possible that this thing inside of you has an negative effect on your acting? More than with a common pregnancy”
Piper: "I'm not sure Leo do you know?"
Leo (looking confused): "Since when was Phoebe moving out?"
Paige: "This is just too much confusion for me to handle alone. Can't you keep it together for an hour?"
Piper: "Yeah, yeah... I think an hour is ok… As long as Phoebe *yells* and her EGO not burn the house down!!”
Leo: "Oh, you two are worth each other"
Piper: "Excuse me Leo? Can't you be on my side once? Oh my god, is everyone going crazy today... I mean..." *goes upstairs to find Phoebe*
Paige: "BOOK OF SHADOWS!"
Phoebe: *Book of Shadows orbs away* "HEY! I was using that Paige!!!!"
Paige: "You're too slow! We need to fix this now!"
Phoebe (running downstairs into the living room):"You're lucky I can't orb, because I'd orb something very delicate of you somewhere far far away"
Leo: (To himself)"Something's not right here."(Shouting)"Alright I want the three of you on the couch now. No questions just do it!"
*Piper, Phoebe and Paige sit down on the couch, looking sheepishly at Leo*
Phoebe: "Leo... Piper started with the...." *Leo shuts her up when he yells*
Leo: "I don't care who started this verbal riot! Geez, what are you? 5?!!!
Piper: "Woah Leo I don't feel so good"
Paige: "Is the baby coming?"
Leo: "Would u stop with it? NO ONE's commin!!"
Paige: "Leo, really, you shouldn't get so excited. You're no use dead"
Phoebe: "Yes, Leo.. Jealex... Take it easy..."
Voice: "Oh God, is this where I'm about to spend my life?"
Paige: "Uhm........ Hello?"
Voice: "Yeah, hello to you too"
*phone rings*
Phoebe: "Oh, that's mine. Sorry, I'll have to take this... *answers* Hello..?”
Elise(on phone): "PHOEBE!! Where did you go I need you now!"
Phoebe: "Oh fuck! Sorry! Elise! I-eh-I can't come right now. I have a little emergency with my family"
Elise: "Oh there's always an emergency with your family. Be here in an hour or it's your job."