1:
QUESTION: How do you hide a boner?
ANSWER: You get a girl to hide it in
2:
QUESTION: Is lion king based on a true story?
ANSWER: Yes cause I know LOTS of talking lions
3:
QUESTION: Is is normal to be in love with your dog?
ANSWER: You need to see a therapist
4:
QUESTION: What's a fun site for 13 year old girls?
ANSWER: Redtube..
(redtube is porn site.. don't ask me how I know that)
5:
QUESTION: How did the cow milking routine get started?
ANSWER: I'm guessing there was a cow molester..
6:
QUESTION: How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
ANSWER: Lord help this woman
7:
QUESTION: How do I become sarcastic?
ANSWER: I'm the queen of sarcasm. It's a gift. You can't just suddenly become sarcastic.
8:
QESTION: What's another word for being wrong?
ANSWER: Woman
9:
QUESTION: My bro hasn't had his period yet.
ANSWER: Yeah, it takes longer for boys
10:
QUESTION: My house is on fire, what do I do?
ANSWER: You get off the fuckin computer!
11:
QUESTION: How do you join Facebook.
ANSWER: Your not allowed to do this. get off the computer please.
12:
QUESTION: Is evolution true? Why hasn't my dog become an elephant?
ANSWER: Because he's not a pokeymon
13:
QUESTION: Can you get pregnant from watching porn?
ANSWER: Not if you put condoms on your eyes
14:
QUESTION: How do I become a Justin Bieber fan
ANSWER: You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.
15:
QUESTION: What happens to people burn on February?
ANSWER: They get locked up in an asylum.
16:
QUESTION: Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
ANSWER: You aren't drinking enough of it.
17:
QUESTION: I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
ANSWER: YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?
18:
QUESTION: Why dose South Park make fun of Canada?
ANSWER: Because they truly believe we are hillbillies living in igloos and all that..
19:
QUESTION: Why are babies ugly at first?ANSWER: How about you stay underwater 9-10 days, and squeeze though a straw, and see how YOU look.
20:
QUESTION: Why is Korn so awesome?
ANSWER: Cause Chuck Norris materbates to their songs
QUESTION: How do you hide a boner?
ANSWER: You get a girl to hide it in
2:
QUESTION: Is lion king based on a true story?
ANSWER: Yes cause I know LOTS of talking lions
3:
QUESTION: Is is normal to be in love with your dog?
ANSWER: You need to see a therapist
4:
QUESTION: What's a fun site for 13 year old girls?
ANSWER: Redtube..
(redtube is porn site.. don't ask me how I know that)
5:
QUESTION: How did the cow milking routine get started?
ANSWER: I'm guessing there was a cow molester..
6:
QUESTION: How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
ANSWER: Lord help this woman
7:
QUESTION: How do I become sarcastic?
ANSWER: I'm the queen of sarcasm. It's a gift. You can't just suddenly become sarcastic.
8:
QESTION: What's another word for being wrong?
ANSWER: Woman
9:
QUESTION: My bro hasn't had his period yet.
ANSWER: Yeah, it takes longer for boys
10:
QUESTION: My house is on fire, what do I do?
ANSWER: You get off the fuckin computer!
11:
QUESTION: How do you join Facebook.
ANSWER: Your not allowed to do this. get off the computer please.
12:
QUESTION: Is evolution true? Why hasn't my dog become an elephant?
ANSWER: Because he's not a pokeymon
13:
QUESTION: Can you get pregnant from watching porn?
ANSWER: Not if you put condoms on your eyes
14:
QUESTION: How do I become a Justin Bieber fan
ANSWER: You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.
15:
QUESTION: What happens to people burn on February?
ANSWER: They get locked up in an asylum.
16:
QUESTION: Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
ANSWER: You aren't drinking enough of it.
17:
QUESTION: I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
ANSWER: YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?
18:
QUESTION: Why dose South Park make fun of Canada?
ANSWER: Because they truly believe we are hillbillies living in igloos and all that..
19:
QUESTION: Why are babies ugly at first?ANSWER: How about you stay underwater 9-10 days, and squeeze though a straw, and see how YOU look.
20:
QUESTION: Why is Korn so awesome?
ANSWER: Cause Chuck Norris materbates to their songs
#1: FRIDAY THE 13th, ORGINAL:
I just don't get how THAT gave us Jason Voorhees.. It's so stupid.
#2: KILL BILL:
It's weird.. I just always found this movie TOO action-y.. I don't know if it's Uma Thurman.. The over acting.. The subtitles.. Or just that I had to sit though it over a thousand times..
Either way.. I'll put this movie lower on this, but it's the quickest I could think of.
#3: SAW 3D:
This is when the series became that torture porn you THINK the series started as.. It's stupid.. The movie is stupid.
#4: RESIDENT EVIL:
No thank you..
#5: REVENANT:
Let me clarify.. I DO like this movie.. But I mainly just watch the first half, rarely the second half.
But still.. Leonardo literary had to eat raw meat, crawl in the snow, and get ravaged by a CGI grizzly, to finally get that damn oscar..
I just don't get how THAT gave us Jason Voorhees.. It's so stupid.
#2: KILL BILL:
It's weird.. I just always found this movie TOO action-y.. I don't know if it's Uma Thurman.. The over acting.. The subtitles.. Or just that I had to sit though it over a thousand times..
Either way.. I'll put this movie lower on this, but it's the quickest I could think of.
#3: SAW 3D:
This is when the series became that torture porn you THINK the series started as.. It's stupid.. The movie is stupid.
#4: RESIDENT EVIL:
No thank you..
#5: REVENANT:
Let me clarify.. I DO like this movie.. But I mainly just watch the first half, rarely the second half.
But still.. Leonardo literary had to eat raw meat, crawl in the snow, and get ravaged by a CGI grizzly, to finally get that damn oscar..