[Another Comedy Snippet From The Clan War]
Bp: Holy hell, I saw a- *Crack* ow...
Gaia: No, holy hell, I just saw a freakin' two-headed unicorn! Better?
Frost: No! Shut up and go home... Holy fucking hell, that is one massive motherfucking unicorn, that I see thar!
Whiteflame: Guys, guys, you're doing it all wrong *Ducks as everyone throws hard objects at him* At least let me get to my corner... XD
Kevy: Can I sing a song?
Raijin, Shunsui, Takuma, Hideaki, Kogase and Kenshi appear: NO!
Kevy, looking hurt: Meanies!
*Bp laughs* What are you laughing at, asshole?! Raijin snarls, then shunpoes and snatches Bp up, then diappears and when he returns, Bp is nowhere to be seen.
More Shinigami appear: Party! Party! Party!
Bp returns sheepishly: Sorry, Guys, my devious counter-part there decided to drop me somewhere far away...
Whiteflame, looking drunk, slurs: Whatsh that? *Then passes out, his elbow dipping in sake*
Everyone else looks written off, so Bp grabs the nearest flask of sake, downs it and then repeats the process many times over, until finally he can't even think straight.
Bp: Goodnight... M-m-m-mooooonn! *Falls face forwards into the asleep Captain Matsumoto's boobs*
-End scene-
A hundred coma'd Shinigami, and an idiot being chased by a slut.
Bp: Holy hell, I saw a- *Crack* ow...
Gaia: No, holy hell, I just saw a freakin' two-headed unicorn! Better?
Frost: No! Shut up and go home... Holy fucking hell, that is one massive motherfucking unicorn, that I see thar!
Whiteflame: Guys, guys, you're doing it all wrong *Ducks as everyone throws hard objects at him* At least let me get to my corner... XD
Kevy: Can I sing a song?
Raijin, Shunsui, Takuma, Hideaki, Kogase and Kenshi appear: NO!
Kevy, looking hurt: Meanies!
*Bp laughs* What are you laughing at, asshole?! Raijin snarls, then shunpoes and snatches Bp up, then diappears and when he returns, Bp is nowhere to be seen.
More Shinigami appear: Party! Party! Party!
Bp returns sheepishly: Sorry, Guys, my devious counter-part there decided to drop me somewhere far away...
Whiteflame, looking drunk, slurs: Whatsh that? *Then passes out, his elbow dipping in sake*
Everyone else looks written off, so Bp grabs the nearest flask of sake, downs it and then repeats the process many times over, until finally he can't even think straight.
Bp: Goodnight... M-m-m-mooooonn! *Falls face forwards into the asleep Captain Matsumoto's boobs*
-End scene-
A hundred coma'd Shinigami, and an idiot being chased by a slut.