Anime Funny anime quotes

amutokitty posted on Sep 04, 2011 at 07:00AM
Just post your favorite quotes! I prefer funny ones, but any are good! You can post as many as you want, from any anime, cussing is permitted, and any character. Here are mine:
I'll turn you all into fish! -Edward Elric(FullMetal Alchemist)
BABIES AREN'T BORN AFTER JUST FIVE MONTHS! -Hawkeye(FullMetal Alchemist
We don't know how you do it, but it's creepy! -Marika(Fairy Idol Kanon)
I'm gonna pee my paaaaants! -Roy Mustang(FullMetal Alchemist)
Oh, my, the pipsqueak's raring to go! I think I made it angry! -Envy(FMA)
LUCKY ME~! -Envy(FMA)
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over a year ago DArsenalFan said…
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"Don't tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can't he come up with something more original?" - Lina Inverse (Slayers)
over a year ago DArsenalFan said…
"So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)


“I see. So basically, you’re a Death God? And you came all the way from some place called Soul Society to vanquish evil spirits? Which means that monster earlier was one of those evil spirits? And it attacked that little girl? Okay, I belie– NO WAY I’LL BELIEVE THAT, DUMBASS!”
– Kurosaki Ichigo
over a year ago mymoneybell2011 said…
well its kind of like a whole bunch of quotes but....

Kyo Sohma "One of these days, I'll make you say you're sorry!"
Yuki Sohma " I'm sorry."
Kyo Sohma "Dammit! That's not what I meant! Don't you have any shame?"
Yuki Sohma "Yes, I'm ashamed to be seen with you, shouting in public."
Kyo Sohma "Oh that's it! We're taking this outside!"
Yuki Sohma "We ARE outside, you stupid cat."
over a year ago mymoneybell2011 said…
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oh and...

Shigure Sohma: Hmmm? What's this, Hatori? I don't think I ever heard you sound so eager to come over. Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru?
[long silence from the other end of the phone]
Shigure Sohma: [shouts] I knew it! You naughty, naughty man, you!
Hatori Sohma: No, I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything

and there both from fruit basket
over a year ago Moonlight_Kitty said…
"I told you a fist in his face!" Edward (fullmetal alchemist)

"That day all female officers will be required to wear TINY MINISKIRTS!!!" Roy Mustang (fullmetal alchemist)

"This year I'm going to beat that damn rat." Kyo
"Ah, your wishing aren't you." Yuki
(fruits basket)

"If you stand in the middle of the road..." Shigure
"You'll get run over." Hona
(fruits basket)

"The point is, gods are unpredictable." Loki (mythical detective loki ragnarok)
over a year ago Cantwait4book5 said…
"Look into my eyes and accept my dearest apologies. While you're at it, notice my handsome, manly features" - Might Gai (Naruto).